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Friday, 31 October 2008,4:14 am
THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER SEEN.
and if you know me, you'll know how funny it is.
and if you know me, you'll know how funny it is.
Tuesday, 28 October 2008,2:34 am
Monday, 27 October 2008,9:05 pm
Quote of The Day
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Economics Class
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Joel: how do we do this question? theres two mangoes. Kenyan mango and a new breed of mango.
Khairi: lets call the new breed of mango, Mango X
Joel: ahah! like, Mangoks. haha.
***
Mango + X = Mangoks
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Economics Class
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Joel: how do we do this question? theres two mangoes. Kenyan mango and a new breed of mango.
Khairi: lets call the new breed of mango, Mango X
Joel: ahah! like, Mangoks. haha.
***
Mango + X = Mangoks
Saturday, 25 October 2008,1:44 am
wrongfully accused.
so last thursday, i was wrongfully accused in class my by chem teacher for popping a balloon. i just put my leg on it and my classmate slammed my leg to burst it. i swear. just because i make the blood of teachers boil doesnt mean i'll do a stunt like this. so yeah. because she heard it, she sent me to get a table and chair and put it outside.
***
so i did.
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i then went out to set the table and chair and went back into the class and sat down. she came to me screaming in my face "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN HERE?!!".
so i replied "You only said to put the chair and table".
and yeah, she got pissed. haha.
***
so i went outside and sat there for, like, 20 minutes or something.
caught the attention of a lot of people and told them the story and caused a scene.
***
so 5 minutes before the school bell rang, she called me in. oh i forgot to mention, she was giving a test at that time. i couldve aced it but instead, i just scribbled "Anonymous" as the name and scribbled crap answers.
i came in with the table and chair and put it back.
sat down at my seating area and all of a sudden she starts screaming at the top of her voice "WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?! YOUR FACE OR THE TEST?!!"
i didnt understand a THING she said and gave her a puzzled look. so she started to SCREAMMM the same sentence again and again LOUDER AND LOUDER. since i didnt understand A WORD she said, i just said "right."
DISMISSED.
P.S NOT ONLY THAT, SHE HAD TO TAKE MY RUBIKS CUBE TOO?!
***
pissed.
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so i did.
***
i then went out to set the table and chair and went back into the class and sat down. she came to me screaming in my face "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN HERE?!!".
so i replied "You only said to put the chair and table".
and yeah, she got pissed. haha.
***
so i went outside and sat there for, like, 20 minutes or something.
caught the attention of a lot of people and told them the story and caused a scene.
***
so 5 minutes before the school bell rang, she called me in. oh i forgot to mention, she was giving a test at that time. i couldve aced it but instead, i just scribbled "Anonymous" as the name and scribbled crap answers.
i came in with the table and chair and put it back.
sat down at my seating area and all of a sudden she starts screaming at the top of her voice "WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?! YOUR FACE OR THE TEST?!!"
i didnt understand a THING she said and gave her a puzzled look. so she started to SCREAMMM the same sentence again and again LOUDER AND LOUDER. since i didnt understand A WORD she said, i just said "right."
DISMISSED.
P.S NOT ONLY THAT, SHE HAD TO TAKE MY RUBIKS CUBE TOO?!
***
pissed.
Friday, 24 October 2008,2:26 pm
Thursday, 23 October 2008,4:21 am
45 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. |
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
p.s. this isnt my work, i found it on the net. thought i'd share it with you guys.
,2:06 am
week in words.
monday. 20october2008
not much.
school was a bore.
study, study, study.
tuesday. 21october2008
sooo, school was a bore too. chem was fun.
had computer test. finally wrote nicely in class. teacher was amazed at my work. i think :P haha!
***
i went to the Brunei Press in the afternoon. but before i went, i followed Mel to her place with Brandon and Amanda. sooo, while there, Amanda, Mel and I talked about.. things. haha! played the drums for a while there.
after we left Mels' place, we went back to school then to Brunei Press with the school press :P Amanda, Melanie, Niks, Andy, and I. upon reaching there, I figured it would be small. and it was! but the moment i stepped into the room where we had to plan the high school page, i was amazed! it was the library or archive of
EVERY SINGLE BORNEO BULLETIN SINCE 1953.
how crazy is that?! haha! and Andy and I found the ORIGINAL transcripts of the cartoon Garfield. WOW. haha!
basically, the place was awesome! we asked for a tour around, and we were given one. so we went to the area where they print the newspapers. apparently the machines cost multi millions. craaaaaaaaazy! haha. and a guy lost his hand accidentally. ouch. for more stories about this place, MSN me or something. i dont want to write it here, its tooooooooo long. :P
left the place at like 4pm.
***
played basketball abit.
went home.
studied.
wednesday. 22october2008
dads birthday today. exactly a week before mine.
***
school today was fine. not so bad. finished 10% of my database project.
***
soooo, theres this Rubiks Competition thing,
and apparently, im joining. i might have a good chance at winning. my new time is 42seconds. and the person who won before only had, like, 37seconds. not such a far gap dont you think?
but still! wish me luck!
***
till here, Joel.
cheers. :D
monday. 20october2008
not much.
school was a bore.
study, study, study.
tuesday. 21october2008
sooo, school was a bore too. chem was fun.
had computer test. finally wrote nicely in class. teacher was amazed at my work. i think :P haha!
***
i went to the Brunei Press in the afternoon. but before i went, i followed Mel to her place with Brandon and Amanda. sooo, while there, Amanda, Mel and I talked about.. things. haha! played the drums for a while there.
after we left Mels' place, we went back to school then to Brunei Press with the school press :P Amanda, Melanie, Niks, Andy, and I. upon reaching there, I figured it would be small. and it was! but the moment i stepped into the room where we had to plan the high school page, i was amazed! it was the library or archive of
EVERY SINGLE BORNEO BULLETIN SINCE 1953.
how crazy is that?! haha! and Andy and I found the ORIGINAL transcripts of the cartoon Garfield. WOW. haha!
basically, the place was awesome! we asked for a tour around, and we were given one. so we went to the area where they print the newspapers. apparently the machines cost multi millions. craaaaaaaaazy! haha. and a guy lost his hand accidentally. ouch. for more stories about this place, MSN me or something. i dont want to write it here, its tooooooooo long. :P
left the place at like 4pm.
***
played basketball abit.
went home.
studied.
wednesday. 22october2008
dads birthday today. exactly a week before mine.
***
school today was fine. not so bad. finished 10% of my database project.
***
soooo, theres this Rubiks Competition thing,
and apparently, im joining. i might have a good chance at winning. my new time is 42seconds. and the person who won before only had, like, 37seconds. not such a far gap dont you think?
but still! wish me luck!
***
till here, Joel.
cheers. :D
Tuesday, 21 October 2008,4:31 am
craziest rubiks cube videos i've ever seen.
you mightve one of em already. so yeah.
Monday, 20 October 2008,1:40 am
9 days.
Thursday, 16 October 2008,2:45 am
Scene Of The Day
"Teacher Victoriah : You should give the same respect to your prefects and monitors just as much you give to me.
Me : You mean none?"
Me : You mean none?"
,2:43 am
arctic monkeys
Riot Van
Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
"Please just stop talking
Because they won't find us if you do
Oh those silly boys in blue
Well they won't catch me and you"
"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
"I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me"
Up rolled the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
Ask why they don't catch proper crooks
Get their address and their name's took
But they couldn't care less
He got thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin
Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
"Please just stop talking
Because they won't find us if you do
Oh those silly boys in blue
Well they won't catch me and you"
"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
"I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me"
Up rolled the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
Ask why they don't catch proper crooks
Get their address and their name's took
But they couldn't care less
He got thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin
Monday, 13 October 2008,2:13 am
after THOUSANDS of solvings, my Rubiks Cube is finally DESTROYED!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
someone donate me one? haha!
x.
Saturday, 11 October 2008,2:16 am
Arctic Monkeys. my current obsession.
Matt Helders..........
Alex Turner..........
Jamie Cook,1:32 am
yes, im still doing this crazy animation thing. funny story behind it, they [Anti Corruption Bureau, Brunei] gave us a 3 month time period to do it.
and procrastination took it away from us. my team and i did it in 2 weeks. its due TOMORROW and we're only 70% finished.
the cool thing is, the winning prize is a Dell Inspiron 1420! haha.
soo yeah. some really awesome guitar hero guitars :D
now i really gotta get back to my work :P i'll try to post it on the web!cheerio.
x
Friday, 10 October 2008,8:46 pm
still busy with animation.
so yeah, this week has been so totally awesome. haha. sounds gay.
yeeeeeeeeeeah. too much to talk about.
haha.
during the week quotations:
"Ells: im going to die today.
Me: why?
Ells: i didnt do my Commerce homework. which means Apiza is going to murder me with her ruler and her looks.
Me: uhohhhh, HAHA!"
Me: why?
Ells: i didnt do my Commerce homework. which means Apiza is going to murder me with her ruler and her looks.
Me: uhohhhh, HAHA!"
"Me : i was having durkey for tinner.. no wait, turkey for dinner!
Sarah: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
haha.
now to leave you with this..
haha.
now to leave you with this..
,10:18 am
after many weeks of training, it finallly paid off. my new record for solving the Rubiks cube is now 50seconds! mwahahah!
by the end of this year, i hope i'll be able to achieve something like this..
whahah!
i'll blog a little bit later, busy with animation.
cheers.
Tuesday, 7 October 2008,10:07 pm
STUPIDITY TO THE MAX.
this is what happens when you create a home made rocket. sorry the video sucks but yeah. care to donate a new cam? haha.
CAUTION: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
,9:52 pm
video coming soon! like, real soon!
scream here
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