Joel.

sorry.

2009-05-30T21:11:00.002+08:00

i knew i shouldn't have.

i knew it wasnt't gonna work.

and yet, i still tried.

i knew it was wrong.

i knew it was crazy.

and yet, i went for it.

2009-05-28T23:31:00.002+08:00

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?,

why does it have to be so hard?

i try to be as nice as i possibly can.

but why is it always that, people find the wrong in me and forget the good?

why?

one simple mistake erases the millions of things i have done good?

is that how it is nowadays?

i dont blame you, its YOUR opinion.

i dont want to get angry.

am i not nice enough to some of you?

cause if you want me to, i'd do anything.

no matter how much i would have to go through.

ANYTHING.

do you not like me for something you THINK i am?

an OVER COCKY BASTARD, ____ says.

last monday.

2009-04-09T14:47:00.002+08:00

PART 1 of 3

so if you havent heard about what happened, i had an accident. a terrible accident. lets just start from the beginning, shall we.

as the Blue House captain, its my duty to train the kids for certain events. SO!, i was training these kids for the 100meter sprint. but instead of practicing on the real track, we practiced on a strip of road.

so, while training these 2 kids, i decided to RUN BACKWARDS, only because they weren't trying their best. while running backwards, i started encouraging them to go faster and at the same time advice them on the proper way of sprinting.

and all of a sudden i felt light on my feet. like.. i was flying. and all i remember after that was a thump on the back of my head.

soon after, i could hear people, footsteps. i felt my hands were in the air. and my eyes were out of focus. i thought i lost my glasses, and i realized i did!

joel was here.

2009-02-11T21:10:00.006+08:00

"joel was here"

im starting a new fad.

im going to write "joel was here" whereever i go. from bus stations, to overseas, to toilets, to buses themselves.

[this first one was drawn in Sarah's handbook.]

then i'll take a picture, and post it here on my blog.

some of you may call this vandalism.. but i call it art.

thank you. and if any of you happen to see one, don't hesitate to take a picture and send it to

joeeel@live.com

60 FACTS ABOUT ME.

2009-02-11T19:48:00.004+08:00

1) i like to skateboard.

2) i finally listen in class.

3) i have so much homework due, i still have Primary 5 homework to pass up.

4) i can type 74 words per minute.

5) i have 4 different perfumes; Adidas Deep Energy, Nike Ride, Fusion X : Success, Fusion X : Attitude

6) i like bright colours.

7) i dont like eating chocolate. only when it is given, then i eat.

8) studying in UK is one of my goals in life.

9) i want to learn another 2 languages. Spanish, and French.

10) i have 4 different hair gels/wax; Brylcreem Hair Gel, Gatsby Wax, Brylcreem Hair Spray Gel, and Gatsby Hair Gel.

11) there was this one time where i ate and drank a variety of stuff, all at different times of the day, then i got sick.

what i had: eggs, mee goreng, yoghurt, milk, water, pepsi, crackers, curry, rice, chocolate, more yoghurt, more pepsi, soya bean, more rice, more meat, bread with strawberry jam, bread with peanut butter, bread with raspberry jam, toasted bread.

well, thatss all i remember.

12) i dont like capital letters.

13) i like democracy.

14) i hate Totalitarianism

15) i think that smelling awesome is the key to picking up people.

16) i like smelling things; from flowers to people's hair, to perfume, to TOILETS?!

17) i am now 6 feet. tall.

18) art is the way of life.

19) i like to prank people.

20) i piss of people who piss me off.

21) Wikipedia is my best friend.

22) Facebook is my wife.

23) my blog.. is.. my son?

24) pop art is good.

25) i like my friends. except for SOME.

26) my favourite line is

"STUDY HARD, SKATE HARDER" - Jose Nigel Patrick Ng Chee Wai Wood

27) i can fix a Rubiks cube in 26 seconds.

28) if i was old enough to vote, i would vote for Obama. like who wouldnt?

29) this is my number.

30) girls = the bomb.

31) i CANNOT draw. i cant even draw a circle.

32) i laugh at danger. then danger laughs back.

33) i can HTML.

34) Sarah is my bestest friend.

35) YOU are my best friend

36) graffiti should be allowed. like.. Banksy art.

37) i can run fast.

38) i have super long legs.

39) i have a bottle of leftover yoghurt since 3 months back. and i havent opened it. well, i ate some, then transferred the rest into a bottle. and.. its starting to mould.

40) i like chemistry practicals.

41) skating is my passion.

42) i can play the drums. and the bass. and the piano. and the guitar.

43) i like tape. scotch tape, mechanical tape, you name it.

44) i have quarter of a skateboard on my bed.

45) i have a one couch, one single bed, one study table, in my room. very singular.

46) i plan to take Law in university.

47) i study alot. nowadays; its for my own good.

48) im angry at the school administration.

49) i can sew my own stuff.

50) i have a pair of Adidas spike shoes.

51) i want to start a revolution.

52) i was into Global Warming way earlier than any of you.

53) i am into movies that change the way people think. e.g 2012

54) i have several bruises from skating today. and a pair of ripped pants.

55) i am a techno-geek. i keep up with the newest things about computers, internet, gaming.

56) i am a nerd. i like to listen in class.

57) i tend to think alot. i have many theories.. which i have yet to prove.

58) i keep a notebook on all my theories. then i test them.

59) being alone helps me think. music takes me to another dimension of life.

60) CONTROVERSY IS MY IDEA OF LIFE.

2009-01-27T09:48:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH JANE WARD

I'LL PROBABLY BAKE THIS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

happy birthday :D

2009-01-26T03:34:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUMMY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHELLE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHELLE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RICHELLE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAW YUEN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAW YUEN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHIAW YUEN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

so i was tagged.. like 4 times.

2009-01-26T00:10:00.003+08:00

okay. the new tagging game goes like this:

Whoever gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/ her.

and i was tagged by Sarah Jane Ward, Kathrina Memoracion, Nikita Ramchandani, and Izaq Dumlao.

first one; Sarah Jane Ward

1. sarah is very.. much in love with Elmo.
2. sarah is very.. smart? i mean really.
3. sarah is very.. BIG! i meant her heart.
4. sarah is very.. much a chocolate lover.
5. sarah never takes a picture without a pout in it :D
6. i treat her to lunch.. ALOT.
7. sarah is very lazy. she also has a big bumbum. :3
8. there are 100+ "Sarah Jane Ward's" in the whole world.
9. she gets me into trouble.
10. she. is. special. in. a. way. that. no. one. else. understands.

second one; Kathrina Memoracion

1. she is very much into K-POP! like.. ALOT! a CRAZY LOT.
2. she lives near CAM [C.A. Muhamad] the restaurant that sells roti prata.
3. if no one already knows, shes very pretty.
4. she has dimples. :D
5. she is an addict to Twilight.
6. she taught me the phrase "same YOUNG, same YOUNG" instead of "same OLD same OLD"
7. omg. i dont know :S
8. did i mention she's very pretty? :D
9. i have never met her face to face before.
10. she is my sunshine. well, she's the only one i call sunshine.

third one; Nikita Ramchandani

1. she was my first best friend who was a girl back in Primary 5?
2. i lent her my book like 6 years ago, and i still havent got it back.
3. she goes gaga over many boys.
4. she showed my Zedge.
5. im now taller than her. she used to be waaaaaaaay taller than me.
6. JENSEN ACKELS (ACKLES?) IS LIKE.. HER GOD.
7. she likes to read. its like.. her toilet. you have to go everyday.
8. she likes to watch a lot of shows i.e. Heroes, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother
9. shes on drugs.
10. drugs being Gaia.

fourth one; Izaq Dumlao

1. he looks like a junkie.
2. his house is filled with junk food.
3. i've been to his house.
4. he is a crackpot dealer.
5. he has a small tv which is hard to play Burnout with.
6. he is in a band; Seconds.
7. the pizza company knows his house by heart because he always orders.
8. we like to piss of Ella.
9. he talks in sound effects.
10. he gave me the retarded-but-cool name "Flopsy"

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/ herself.

1. i am.. THE BLUE HOUSE CAPTAIN OF 2009!
2. i am.. addicted to skating.
3. i am.. related to Spongebob Squarepants.
4. i used to have a cat till it was DEVOURED by a dog.
5. i have orange skin around me. [no, im not turning into an orange, i was eating oranges just now]
6. i had noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
7. i have a girls phone. and my sister has a boys phone.
8. i like to trade stuff.
9. i earn money by selling pot.
10. my next post will be about skateboards :D

wee. 4000

2009-01-20T00:46:00.002+08:00

you see that number on top of my blog?

thats you. you are visitor number -insert number-

my blog is nearing the 4000th mark.

so, whoever gets the 4000th mark,

1)inform me through the CBox
2)receive your prize!

im not telling you what the prize will be, but you could suggest what kind of prize i would give. and again, suggest through the CBox.

THANKERS VERY MUCHERS.

xray results.

2009-01-20T00:21:00.002+08:00

i'll scan my xray results later and maybe post it up :)

in case some of you dont believe me.

2009-01-16T11:27:00.002+08:00

i just came home from my xray and the results aint too pretty.

tagged, and finally blogged :D

2009-01-09T00:16:00.003+08:00

OKAY, BEFORE YOU SCREAM YOUR HEADS OFF TELLING ME WHY I HAVENT BEEN BLOGGING,

-RUNS OFF-

OKAY WHATEVER.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY WHATEVER THAT I MISSED.

im just gonna do this tag then get to my 09 story.

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you.

At the end, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.
Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog.
You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Since you can't tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.

i had really long hair: once when i was around.. 10? i looked like John Lennon. my hair was shaped like.. a helmet. it was weird.

i like white collar jobs: such as a lawyer :) or, something like interior designer :P

i can eat really quickly: if you give me a box of candy, it would vanish in a matter of minutes. :) that reminds me, SEND ME CANDY :D

im overall a very nice person.

i had a near death experience: when i was younger.. around the age of 6-7? i drowned in a hotel pool in Labuan. i couldnt remember a single thing of that event.

im very dangerous: i have a theory that.. anything that comes contact with my hand for at least 5 seconds, it might as well be destroyed. for example, pencils.

i have lost a lot of blood over the years: one incident was when i was playing footy outside my house. half grass half concrete. i was stupidly playing shirtless and my cousin accidentally tripped me and i fell on the ground back first. and i slid on the bloody concrete. it felt like my back was on fire.

i am a skater. as in skateboard skater.

i like t-shirts with graphics on them. like.. i recently bought a tee with a camera printed on it.

i eat eat eat eat eat eat eat and yet i dont grow sideways.

i listen to British music. e.g. Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party.

i can solve the rubik's cube in 26 seconds. :D

i can play 4 different instruments :D

i have a DJ for a brother and a Superstar Athlete for a sister.

i have the tendency to WANT to blog but dont do so because i lose the urge. :X

i am left handed. that means im special.

am i special to you?

okay. now onto my 09 story :)

TOMORROW :)

or later, whichever comes first ;)

but watch these first..

all american rejects - womanizer :O (original by Britney Spears)

jesse mccartney - buy you a drank :O ! (original by T-Pain)

switchfoot - crazy in love :D (original by Beyonce a.k.a SASHA FIERCE)

alright, cheerio mates. 'ave a laugh.

STUDY HARD! SKATE HARDER!

2008-12-24T02:52:00.002+08:00

chicken wings, maaan. i accidentally pressed Refresh Page and my whole post vanished. now i have to rewrite it -______-

CHRISTMAS IS TOMOROROROROROROW!

instead of rewriting my whooooooooooole post again, i will write it in my next one which will be named..

"MY WEEK LEADING TO CHRISTMAS"

its been a long time. lets talk business.

2008-12-21T03:39:00.002+08:00

ima blog about my weekend tomorrow.

2008-12-17T21:25:00.000+08:00

EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE.

ripped from my brother.

300.

2008-12-15T04:43:00.001+08:00

longest words.

2008-12-15T04:14:00.002+08:00

So what exactly is the longest word in the world?

It all depends on your point of view, but here goes:

Officially the longest word is

'floccinaucinihilipilification'

at 29 characters, meaning 'the act of estimating as worthless'.

***

Then there's

'antidisestablishmentarianism'

at 28 letters, meaning 'opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England'. It is often considered the longest word as it has an actual meaning instead of being created just to be long.

***

Unofficially the longest word is

'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'

at 45 characters, meaning 'a lung disease'. It was created solely for the purpose of being the longest word, however, it does appear in a few dictionaries.

***

The word with the most letters is a name of protein, as a name, it technically does not qualify as a word, but at 1913 characters, i just had to include it. Theoretically these names can contain an infinite amount of characters, but this one qualifies as it has actually been used in a medical journal.

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl phenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl lysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenyl alanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisol eucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartyl threonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartyl alanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenyl alanylserylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolyl threonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonyl prolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamyl methionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysyl histidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenyl alanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenyl alanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalyl glycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalyl prolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanyl arginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginyl valylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinyl prolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucyl leucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycyl arginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginyl alanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginyl arginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidyl leucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginyl alanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanyl glycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysyl alanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycyl alanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisol eucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucyl glutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyl lysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysyl alanylalanylthreonylarginylserine

one word. mad.

a few links to long words too.

HERE.

AND HERE.

2008-12-15T01:13:00.001+08:00

YAAAAAAAAAAY PEOPLE!

ITS NOW TIME TO CHANGE MY BLOG TO HAVE MORE BLINDING COLOURS!

2008-12-12T16:26:00.001+08:00

HEY! YOU!

nothing :)

i just woke up. at 4pm.

2008-12-12T05:55:00.002+08:00

THE POWER OF PHOTOSHOP.

dont underestimate the power of a good photo editing program.

BEFORE:

AFTER:

can you spot out the differences? this took me around 30 minutes to do. :D but its worth it.

p.s. THANK YOU SARAH FOR THE PICTURE :D

2008-12-10T16:52:00.002+08:00

so, before i say anything. you have to read this :D

so, if you DID read it, this post is dedicated to Ms. Sarah Jane Ward. she made me do this -.- HAHA. but nevertheless, i'll do it :D

- i sometimes confuse myself by thinking that she is related to Squidward :S
- she is the only girl, well actually, only person, who tags me.
- she is the only girl who i've heard say "leave the package hanging"
- as she said already, i call he Badui and she calls me Skinny.
- i always steal her drinks after she buys them at the canteen :D
- she is the only one on my MSN who CONSTANTLY goes offline and online.
- she KEEEEPS calling herself fat, but whatever, since i cant joke about it no more.
- in every post of mine, there has to be at least a word that links to her blog.
- her blog is the first blog i read. EVERYDAY. other than my blog :D :D
- everytime i try to teach her how to solve a rubiks cube, all she does is say "SLOW DOWN YOU FREAK" :D
- she tries very hard to make people laugh with her OH-SO-FUNNY jokes.
- its never boring around her. wait, how about that time.. nahhhhh. haha.
- her favourite number is 27, as if you didnt know already ;)
- i used to call her Que Sera Sera and she used to call me Love Generation. both are after our favourite songs :D
- we make crazy bets.
- i once called her on her phone from 1am to like, 3-4? dont know. forgot :D
- there was this period of time earlier this year, i treated her every time she had extra class. treated as in buy her lunch. because she didnt want to buy her own :P haha. no worries, it only costed me $2 :D :D
- oh yeah! one time, before catching "The Happening" earlier this year, i went grocery shopping with her and her mom :D i didnt know what i was doing. but i had to push around the trolley and load the things in the car and such. hahaha XP
- i mess with her puny mind :D
- she once told me that she does..
- she's ultra suped duper smart.
- she is most definitely next years Red House Vice Captain.
- she is not athletic. although i tell her that cheerleading is a sport.
- she is the singer for my band. we are "Sarah and The Pretty Boys". i wanted it to be "Sarah and The Pretty Posies" XP
- she is crazy.
- did i mention that she's Sarah Jane Ward? the "SPECIAL" one? haha.
- she is my son.. i mean daughter :D . this is the 27th point. guess why i put it that way :P

okay done :D

who's next?

cheerio people.

crud

2008-12-09T23:27:00.002+08:00

i HAD 5 minutes to post this but i decided to procrastinate.

i wagered Sarah that i could finish a post about my whole day in 5 whole minutes. now i lost, so, on the first day of school next year, you will see me wearing boxers. crazy thing to bet on.

oh well. a bet is a bet.

tagged.

2008-12-09T03:10:00.002+08:00

tagged. YET AGAIN by Sarah.

heres the first one:

Who's the first person that SMS-ed you today?
- umm. Rachel. ask me.

Who's the first person who called you today?
- nope, no calls. its the only way to save credit.

Who do you receive smses from everyday?
- changes all the time.

EVER EXPERIENCED..:

No sms at all in a day?
- oh yes! all the time.

No calls a day?
- but of course!

Exceeding your smses?
- got it? flaunt it.

Chain messaged?
- no. one reason is that it is a wasted of credit. two, do you actually think i'll find true love in 4 minutes? -.-

Prank smes?
- only to grab their attention. MWAHAHA.

People sms you wrongly?
- uhuhhhh.

You sms people wrongly?
- just to freak them out.

DO YOU:

Clear your inbox daily?
- nah. only when its full.

Keep smses?
- uhhh. refer to above.

Send chain messages?
- nah. waste of my time.

Sms in the day, afternoon or night?
- well, that depends. but mostly night because people are less busy then. and they ACTUALLY reply unlike SOME people.

Call in the day, afternoon or night?
- only when its an emergency. which is normally in the afternoon.

Sms people or reply?
- reply. or send. or reply. or send. whichever you want.

Sms more guys or girls?
- peculiarly, girls. not my fault. its weird to text guys about our day and such. about how we feel. haha.

Lastly, what's your mobile provider?
- DST Brunei. dont know what it stands for as long as it sends my messages :D

***

now the second one:

Who are you?

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself which cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your points at the end and look for your results.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts )
e) Po p (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)

5. What do you do with your spare time?
a ) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts.)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue(2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.)
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween(1 pt.)
b) Christmas(3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day(4 pts .)
e) Thanksgiving(5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain (5 pts) [BECAUSE ITS SEXY, AND SO AM I]
c) Las Vegas (1 pt)
d) Hawaii (4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

***

3+1+2+5+3+5+4+3+5+3

=

34. i think.

***

(10-16 points) You are Garfield :
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:

You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You alway s know what's in and you' re never out of style, you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but y ou always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:

You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Spongebob Squarepants:

You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:

You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:

You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but neve r ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity !

2008-12-05T16:29:00.003+08:00

MR SIM TAUGHT US NOT TO SHOW THE FINGER AND YET HE STILL DOES IT.

the guy on your left used to be St. Georges' something admin. haha.

i bet he's doing it for all the hardships we gave him and all the stress that shined his head.

random post of wants.

2008-12-05T15:04:00.002+08:00

this is weird. i've never blogged in the afternoon before :S haha.

anyway, these past few days, i've been playing alot with knives. i know..

ITS DANGEROUS.

like i didnt know that :P

i want to get one of these.

its a SWITCHBLADE.

the superb thing about it, is that its really portable AND see that button in the middle?

it releases the blade because you can actually hide the blade inside the handle.

AWESOMEEEEEEEE. haha. only problem is, they dont sell these in Brunei.

GRRR.

anyway, the next thing i want is a

the picture says it all. haha.

it'll be a real challenge to fix it :P

might as well make this post of wants into a

Christmas Wish List

since Christmas is just around the corner :D

partially brain damaged.

2008-12-04T22:38:00.005+08:00

i have 20 minutes to write this post or else i would have to go to school on the first day with my pants down :S

you owe me Sarah.

4th December 2008.

so this is how my day went.
i wasnt supposed to blog about this but Brandon insisted. so yeah. we were playing Counter Strike [the most addictive first person shooter game ever to live on this planet] from exactly

2am

to

6am.

mad i tell you.

and now, i feel brain juice seeping out of my ears. haha. some defects of playing CS that long would be:

a drop in your IQ.

a drop in thinking rate.

a drop in your weight [because you swear and stress out so you sweat and lose some weight]

an increase in your Eye Hand Brain stimulus. dont know what it means? ask me.

after playing for soooooooooo long, i decided to go outside and jog. haha. so did Brandon. haha.

and now, Brandon and I have been awake for 30+ hours and still counting. we are mad as hatters.

so yeah.

nothing interesting happened during the afternoon though.

i just made alot of this

when i mean alot. i mean, a the whole packet thingy. it has like, 20 slices of bread in it? yeah, its all gone now. mwahaha.

anyway, when Dusk came over, there was nothing else to do except eat.

for dinner, i ate Udong! mmmm~ my favourite noodle dish after Mee Goreng. haha.

so yeah.

after dinner, i just watched a movie with my mom and my sister. so yeah.

the most interesting part was that..

Anonymous [i wont tell HER name] shaves her pits and her legs. haha. and not THERE. hahah.

before i sign off, i would like to say

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY MANUEL!

2008-12-04T01:51:00.002+08:00

i was tagged AGAIN by Sarah Jane Ward.

each blogger must post these rules.
blogger must being with ten facts about them
other bloggers who are tagged must also state the rules and ten facts about themselves
you must choose ten people to give this award to and list their names at the end
it is essential that a tag is left at their tag boards, letting them know about the award they've received.

[1] my height is 6feet something.

[2] my routine when i go online is: Facebook ---> Blog ---> Facebook ---> Blog

[3] i always have nosebleed. and when it comes down, the blood feels so warm. like, fresh from the brain.

[4] i have asthma. its a real bad case. one time, i walked up my stairs and when i reached there, i was wheezing and trying to catch my breath. it was only 10 steps! haha. that bad.

[5] if you didnt know, im a star athlete. haha. what a contradiction to number 4!

[6] i can play multiple instruments. the drums, the bass, the guitar, the piano and also a flute! haha.

[7] i can jump my own height. yes, VERTICALLY.

[8] i like long lists of nonsense.

[9] give me a box of matches and i will recreate the chicago fire!

[10] are there even more than 10 facts about me? ARE YOU DAFT?

***

screw the last two rules and i'll just TAG (and not award!) whoever i like.

2008-12-02T14:04:00.000+08:00

2008-12-01T20:54:00.007+08:00

i waz tag-ged by ze wun and oooonlee saaeerah.
[i was tagged by the one and only sarah]

What's the relationship of you with him/her?
- its like a switch to switch on a light. sometimes its off, sometimes its on. but mostly on cos its dark.

5 impressions towards him/her?
- funny. and sensitive. and cool. and and and and she thinks alot? she's smart. she is...

The most memorable thing he/she said to you?
- *show how to fix rubiks cube*.. SLOW DOWN YOU FREAK!

The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
- she...?

If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
- die of laughter.

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
- die of sadness.

If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
- whats there to improve? shes got the whole package going.

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason would be..
- EVERYTHING.

The most desirable things things to do to him/her are?
- nothing. ahahhahahaha. i dont know? text her? give her a hug?

The overall impression you have of him/her is?
- shes too cool for anything.

How do you think people around feel about you?
- i don't know,why don't you ask them?

What attributes about yourself do you like?
- im freaking tall. for an asian. asian boy. filipino boy.

On the contrary, the things that you hate about yourself?
- i make short jokes. and the ability to destroy.

The most ideal person you want to be is?
- myself all over again?

For the people who care about you and like you .. Say something about them.
- HEY! I LOVE YOU.

The 10 people I tag :

1. -
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -
8. -
9. -
10. -

Who is #2 having relationship with?
- hmm.. i'm not so sure. i think its with a plus sign.

Is #3 a female or a male?
- a FEHEMALE.

If #7 and #4 were together, would it be a good thing?
- it would be the worst thing in the world.

How about #5 and #8?
- are you crazy?

Is #4 single?
- nope.

Say something about #6.
- i like this person. haha.

2008-12-01T20:17:00.002+08:00

1. Write (type) your full name with your elbow.
2. No backspacing.

***

my name is super long + small laptop keys = CHAOS.

***

jhuoerl jmobhbn vcorcduedrea loapolzapo

Tag 3 people:

...

everyone has done this game. theres no one else to tag :( haha.

2008-12-01T17:03:00.000+08:00

click to zoom.

2008-11-26T00:57:00.002+08:00

i've been tagged by Sarah yet again.

***

RULES:

1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

5. Tag 6 people.

***

Are you male or female?
- Outkast - Where Are My Panties [ what the hell.]

Describe yourself.
- The Chemical Brothers - It Began In Afrika. [no! i wasnt born in Afrika!]

What do people feel when they're around you?
- Destiny's Child - Jumpin' jumpin. [well duhhhh.]

Describe your current relationship.
- The Pussycat Dolls - Stick Wit U. [wow! ]

Where would you like to be right now?
- Eric Clapton ft. BB King - Riding With The King [you got that right! ]

How do you feel about love?
- Eric Kupper - Fade [dead wrong! x(]

What's your life like?
- Rhymefest ft. Kanye West - Brand New. [daaaaayuuum G! :p]

What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
- Howie Day - Collide. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!]

Say something wise.
- Artful Dodger - Moving Too Fast. [wise? for me.]

If someone says "Is this okay?", you say?
- Blur - Good Song [im so much into music im always saying "good song". :p]

How would you describe yourself?
- The Simpsons - The Simpsons Techno Remix [ what the hell.]

What do you like in a guy/girl?
- Barry White - Can't Get Enough Of Your Love [yeaa, she definitely cant get enough of mine]

How do you feel today?
- John Lennon - Sweet Little Sixteen [just a few more months yo.]

What is your life's purpose?
- Ciara ft Missy Elliott - 1, 2 Step [does that mean my life purpose is to dance? hahaha.]

What is your motto?
- Guitare Romantique - The Girl From Jpanema [still waiting for her ;)]

What do your friends think of you?
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer Theme. [THATS RIGHT! I KILL VAMPIRES!]

What do you think of your parents?
- Common ft. Lauryn Hill - Stay [yup, thru all the bad and good times, theyre still here staying.]

What do you think about very often?
- Michael Jackson - Bad [im not so baaaaaaaad. ;)]

What is 2 + 2?
- N.E.R.D - Lap Dance [ -.- ]

What do you think of your bestfriend?
- Tom Jones - Its Not Unusual [well duh. theyre only humans! :D :D]

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
- Seal - My Vision [ehehehehe. :D]

What is your life story?
- Christina Aguilera - Imposibble [whoa..]

What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Yanni - Chariots Of Fire [yeaaaaaah. i'll be a chariot of fire. x)]

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
- Oasis - Let There Be Love [HAHAHA. gooooood! :p]

What will you dance to at your wedding?
- Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Can't Stop [WHOOOOOOOOOOOO]

What will they play at your funeral?
- Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. APPROPRIATUS SONG. except make it a HE.]

What is your hobby/interest?
- Elvis Presley -Teddy Bear [WTF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i used to like teddy bears ]

What is your biggest fear?
- Jay Z & Linkin Park - Numb/ Encore [numb is coooool.]

What is your biggest secret?
- Billy Idol - Dancing By Myself [not reaaally..]

What do you think of your friends?
- Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell - Beautiful [just the girls..]

What will you post this as?
- Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning. [ehehe, more like Wed ;)]

***

this is a real fun survey to do. anyway, i tag

Andy.
Aime.
Niks.
Paths.

and also you. the faithful reader of my blog. :D

I LOVE YOU

2008-11-25T23:55:00.005+08:00

my apologies for not blogging for SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long. i know, i know..

"WHATS BEEN HAPPENING THESE PAST FEW DAYS? ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BLOG ABOUT IT?!"

- readers who already know about my day but still want to read about it.

WHATS THE FREAKING DIFFERENCE?

but whatever, for the sake of keep this blog alive and to keep the hit counter climbing higher..

here's a survey. oh yeah, i was tagged by Sarah.

1. What do you do most for the time being?
-> umm. watch TV? or go online. or solve a Rubiks cube.

2. What is your favourite animal(s)?
-> baby snow bears :)

3. What is your one regret in life?
-> taking this survey.

4. Who inspires you?
-> rebels such as Rage Against The Machine. people who take the law into their own hands.

5. Tell me something i don't know about your family background.
-> what in the tarnations?

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
-> well, that depends. i CAN if everything was FREE.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
-> my Rubiks Cube. and yes, the loved ones.

8. What can cheer you up from sadness?
-> anything from comedy to food. especially people making a fool out of themselves.

9. Have you ever fallen madly, deeply inlove?
-> isnt this a question for girls?

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
-> you mean Sarah? well.. 1)Shes super smart. 2)Shes super pretty although she calls herself fat. 3)Shes a maniac. is that good?

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
-> what in the world does this mean?

12. What's the best thing that happened to you?
-> being born into this cruel world.

13. What is your ambition?
-> im aiming for law but something inside me is telling me to take something to do with art or mass comm. :S

14. Describe your life in one word.
-> extrasuperordinarily normal.

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
-> well DUHHH. happy. if they would pay me to be happy, then i dont have to be rich. or if everything, as i said earlier, was free.

16. If you are told you can enter any university in this world, Oxbridge excluded, what university will you enter?
-> FYI, THERE IS NO OXBRIDGE. ITS JUST A COMBINATION OF OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE. and to anwer this question, Le Cordon Blue Paris.

17. Who is the person(s) that you can share all your problems with?
-> practically anyone. as long as they can solve it. especially Sarah :)

18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
-> a successful and engaged lawyer living in London.

19. You accidentally deleted this question.
-> shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

20. What is your dream job?
-> havent i told you already?

i tag you. and you. and the person behind you. and beside you.

a daily chat with Sarah.

2008-11-14T20:01:00.004+08:00

joel; says:
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27; Whipped. says:
ukjnsdgikeajteak

joel; says:
unasjfksakjfa

joel; says:
?

27; Whipped. says:
hwuaa

27; Whipped. says:
haahha

joel; says:
askjdgnlkjdsnlkajznds?!

27; Whipped. says:
hsdkgaewiltgkwale!!!!

joel; says:
awekjfajksjkav?? *shocked state*

27; Whipped. says:
jeislgkjesojgre *OMG STATE*

joel; says:
akihfvjbszd,vnabwlevhu z *confused state*

joel; says:
wasjhfakjdshvkajhljkafs *uber happy state*

27; Whipped. says:
sdikjfewaoitjegsk *angry state*

joel; says:
lksadjfvlkajslkajwehfljkcvaS *crying state*

27; Whipped. says:
jiwekdsmgiesjd *tongue out state*

joel; says:
ksjhdlkcjvh;ausdjkvnjwesdzKJ>cs.kj *tardo smile state*

27; Whipped. says:
jieksgdksgjnaekd *sleepy state*

joel; says:
asdfkjsdflkjahs *innocent smile state*

27; Whipped. says:
jisdklgjneoidgkd, *hmm? state*

joel; says:
aksjdfhlkwhefluahwle *nodding state*

27; Whipped. says:
hoikdlmigtjed *nope state*

joel; says:
aweoifa;wiefj;aklsviwearoiw *wondering state*

27; Whipped. says:
sgdkgjesdlksm *sick state*

joel; says:
asl;kgnakwjefn.kjawes *cool state*

27; Whipped. says:
hnskxgmdlg.mr,d *shy state*

joel; says:
;aeklgjlkfewhlfkhwlkjafkjh *uber happy state*

27; Whipped. says:
enkfsd,gehnkdj *happy state*

joel; says:
lwjaeskflaksjhlakjwh

i had to put our states of mind because Blogger doesnt accept emoticons.

its so boring at home.

2008-11-14T12:08:00.000+08:00

i know this sounds crazy but..

2008-11-13T17:15:00.001+08:00

so yeah, its 5.14 pm. and im here in my room chilling out. on the laptop.

theres a half full bottle of Vitagen beside me, and its been there for 2 months now. and its starting to look nasty.

eew.

i have been tagged by

2008-11-13T16:24:00.000+08:00

i was tagged by

AMMONIAN KRYPTONIAN HYDROACIDICALICALLY

SALIVA-ED SARAH.

rules are :

1) take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture right now.
2) dont change your clothes, dont fix your hair, just take a picture.
3)post that picture with NO editing.
4) post the picture with these instructions.
5) tag 5 people to this.

weird, no?

and NO i did not change my clothes. i was coincidentally already wearing it. ITS TRUE! ask Sarah, Paths, OR Siew.

thank you Dell XPS M1330 for the awesome light effects.

so now, i tag you. yes, you.

i dont care if you're my friend or not, you are tagged. so, TAG. you're it.

ola!

2008-11-11T11:02:00.000+08:00

JOEL IS LAPLAP.
LAPLAP IS JOEL.

:)

- Sarah Ward (cousin of Squid Ward. -.-) was here. :o)

2008-11-10T23:51:00.000+08:00

'ave

been

awake

for

34 hours

straight.

2008-11-10T19:58:00.000+08:00

Quote Of The Day

Brandon and I look at guy. He's wearing a jacket saying "Deutschland" at the back.

Brandon: Hey, Deutschland. [pronounces like doucheland]

Joel:HAHA! You said douche! ahah.

Brandon: HAHA.

Joel: Deutschland, land of the Deutschs.

Brandon: LAND OF THE DOUCHES.

Brandon&Joel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2008-11-09T20:38:00.000+08:00

EPIC.

2008-11-08T04:18:00.000+08:00

if you like choirs, you'll love this.

Only Men Aloud! - All By Myself

2008-11-08T03:31:00.000+08:00

STEWIE FROM FAMILY GUY SPEAKS TAGALOG?!

UNBELIEVEABLE?! BELIEVE IT!

2008-11-07T13:58:00.000+08:00

TICKED.

our principal Ms. Babara Shanti doesn't like my band. see, we wanted to play for our school pre Gala Night celebration on the 19th. my band and i thought that it would be good to play for this event.

***

so, we planned EVERYTHING. where we would get our instruments, where we would practice, and all that jazz. we were even prepared to learn 10 DIFFICULT songs in a 1 weeks time! even with the exams going on, we were still planning.

***

and just yesterday, i received news from my other band mates that we weren't allowed to play. after hearing this, i thought they were kidding but they weren't. so we talked to the teacher who talked to Ms. Shanti. he said that she didnt like the idea of us playing and that she said that one of the songs we were gonna play was bad. IS "THE WONDERS - THAT THING YOU DO" bad?! she preferred us to play songs that the Ministry Of Education preferred.

***

i wrote an article in the Bruneian newspaper saying that this event would showcase students commendable projects and talents.

AREN'T WE TALENTS OF THE SCHOOL?!

***

i think i'll BLOW up her car.

***

our band playlist:
Aretha Franklin - Respect
Aretha Franklin - I Say A Little Prayer
Jackson 5 - Give Me One More Chance
The Beatles - Twist And Shout
Los Lobos - La Bamba
The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You
The Temptations - My Girl
Otis Redding - Stand By Me
Lisa Loeb - Stay
The Wonders - That Thing You Do

2008-11-02T00:53:00.000+08:00

i 'ave been tagged by:

Amanda Yap.

Sarah Ward.

***
Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and do it with minimal words of explanation. Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

***

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday.

WHAT?! haha. it is what it is.

2. A place you'd like to travel to.

Paris, France. or how the French pronounce it, Paree.

3. Your favourite place.

the kitchen. practically 40% of my life is spent here cooking, eating, drinking, and even sleeping.

4. Your favourite food.

lasagnaa~ mmmmmmmmmmmm~

shawarma kebab~ mmmmmmmmmmm!

chocolateeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

5. Your favourite pet.

i had a cat once. it was eaten by a dog.

6. Your favourite colour combination.

brown pink. i dont know who else in this world who likes this colour. haha!

7. Your favourite piece of clothing.

i like wearing dresses... NOT!

8. Your all time favourite song/s

no comment. if i put it all down here, this post would be longer than your life story. haha.

9. Your favourite tv show.

i love this show. although no one else seems to get it.

10. First name of your crush/significant other.

-insert imaginative caption 'ere-

11. The town you live in

Bandar Seri Begawan,

12. Your first job.

does being a student count as a job? we have to do it everyday and yet we dont get paid.

13. Your dream job.

SUPERMODEL! HAHA. there was no proper photo for lawyer. haha

14. A bad habit you have.

ask my brother.

15. Your worst fear.

what is this word "FEAR" of which you speak of. hahah

16. The thing you'd like to do before you die.

spray paint every single city in the world.

jump off this building.

***

and now i bestow upon:

YOU! [yes you]

to carry on this heavy task of TAGGING. and if you don't, i'll hunt you down like a deer and shoot you.

2008-10-31T04:14:00.000+08:00

THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER SEEN.

and if you know me, you'll know how funny it is.

2008-10-28T02:34:00.000+08:00

2008-10-27T21:05:00.000+08:00

Quote of The Day

***

Economics Class

***

Joel: how do we do this question? theres two mangoes. Kenyan mango and a new breed of mango.

Khairi: lets call the new breed of mango, Mango X

Joel: ahah! like, Mangoks. haha.

***

Mango + X = Mangoks

wrongfully accused.

2008-10-25T01:44:00.000+08:00

so last thursday, i was wrongfully accused in class my by chem teacher for popping a balloon. i just put my leg on it and my classmate slammed my leg to burst it. i swear. just because i make the blood of teachers boil doesnt mean i'll do a stunt like this. so yeah. because she heard it, she sent me to get a table and chair and put it outside.

***

so i did.

***

i then went out to set the table and chair and went back into the class and sat down. she came to me screaming in my face "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN HERE?!!".

so i replied "You only said to put the chair and table".

and yeah, she got pissed. haha.

***

so i went outside and sat there for, like, 20 minutes or something.

caught the attention of a lot of people and told them the story and caused a scene.

***

so 5 minutes before the school bell rang, she called me in. oh i forgot to mention, she was giving a test at that time. i couldve aced it but instead, i just scribbled "Anonymous" as the name and scribbled crap answers.

i came in with the table and chair and put it back.

sat down at my seating area and all of a sudden she starts screaming at the top of her voice "WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?! YOUR FACE OR THE TEST?!!"

i didnt understand a THING she said and gave her a puzzled look. so she started to SCREAMMM the same sentence again and again LOUDER AND LOUDER. since i didnt understand A WORD she said, i just said "right."

DISMISSED.

P.S NOT ONLY THAT, SHE HAD TO TAKE MY RUBIKS CUBE TOO?!

***

pissed.

2008-10-24T14:26:00.001+08:00

2008-10-23T04:21:00.000+08:00

45 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

p.s. this isnt my work, i found it on the net. thought i'd share it with you guys.

2008-10-23T02:06:00.000+08:00

week in words.

monday. 20october2008

not much.
school was a bore.
study, study, study.

tuesday. 21october2008

sooo, school was a bore too. chem was fun.
had computer test. finally wrote nicely in class. teacher was amazed at my work. i think :P haha!

***

i went to the Brunei Press in the afternoon. but before i went, i followed Mel to her place with Brandon and Amanda. sooo, while there, Amanda, Mel and I talked about.. things. haha! played the drums for a while there.

after we left Mels' place, we went back to school then to Brunei Press with the school press :P Amanda, Melanie, Niks, Andy, and I. upon reaching there, I figured it would be small. and it was! but the moment i stepped into the room where we had to plan the high school page, i was amazed! it was the library or archive of
EVERY SINGLE BORNEO BULLETIN SINCE 1953.
how crazy is that?! haha! and Andy and I found the ORIGINAL transcripts of the cartoon Garfield. WOW. haha!

basically, the place was awesome! we asked for a tour around, and we were given one. so we went to the area where they print the newspapers. apparently the machines cost multi millions. craaaaaaaaazy! haha. and a guy lost his hand accidentally. ouch. for more stories about this place, MSN me or something. i dont want to write it here, its tooooooooo long. :P

left the place at like 4pm.

***

played basketball abit.
went home.
studied.

wednesday. 22october2008

dads birthday today. exactly a week before mine.

***

school today was fine. not so bad. finished 10% of my database project.

***

soooo, theres this Rubiks Competition thing,

and apparently, im joining. i might have a good chance at winning. my new time is 42seconds. and the person who won before only had, like, 37seconds. not such a far gap dont you think?

but still! wish me luck!

***

till here, Joel.

cheers. :D

2008-10-21T04:31:00.000+08:00

craziest rubiks cube videos i've ever seen.

you mightve one of em already. so yeah.

2008-10-20T01:40:00.000+08:00

9 days.

2008-10-16T02:45:00.000+08:00

Scene Of The Day

"Teacher Victoriah : You should give the same respect to your prefects and monitors just as much you give to me.

Me : You mean none?"

arctic monkeys

2008-10-16T02:43:00.000+08:00

Riot Van

Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
They didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh

"Please just stop talking
Because they won't find us if you do
Oh those silly boys in blue
Well they won't catch me and you"

"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
"I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. nobody told me"

Up rolled the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
Ask why they don't catch proper crooks
Get their address and their name's took
But they couldn't care less

He got thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin

2008-10-13T02:13:00.000+08:00

after THOUSANDS of solvings, my Rubiks Cube is finally DESTROYED!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

someone donate me one? haha!

x.

2008-10-11T02:16:00.001+08:00

Arctic Monkeys. my current obsession.

Matt Helders

..........

Alex Turner
..........

Jamie Cook

2008-10-11T01:32:00.000+08:00

yes, im still doing this crazy animation thing. funny story behind it, they [Anti Corruption Bureau, Brunei] gave us a 3 month time period to do it.

and procrastination took it away from us. my team and i did it in 2 weeks. its due TOMORROW and we're only 70% finished.

the cool thing is, the winning prize is a Dell Inspiron 1420! haha.

soo yeah. some really awesome guitar hero guitars :D
now i really gotta get back to my work :P i'll try to post it on the web!

cheerio.

x

still busy with animation.

2008-10-10T20:46:00.001+08:00

so yeah, this week has been so totally awesome. haha. sounds gay.

yeeeeeeeeeeah. too much to talk about.

haha.

during the week quotations:

"Ells: im going to die today.
Me: why?
Ells: i didnt do my Commerce homework. which means Apiza is going to murder me with her ruler and her looks.
Me: uhohhhh, HAHA!"

"Me : i was having durkey for tinner.. no wait, turkey for dinner!

Sarah: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

haha.

now to leave you with this..

2008-10-10T10:18:00.000+08:00

after many weeks of training, it finallly paid off. my new record for solving the Rubiks cube is now 50seconds! mwahahah!

by the end of this year, i hope i'll be able to achieve something like this..

whahah!

i'll blog a little bit later, busy with animation.
cheers.

2008-10-07T22:07:00.000+08:00

STUPIDITY TO THE MAX.

this is what happens when you create a home made rocket. sorry the video sucks but yeah. care to donate a new cam? haha.

CAUTION: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

2008-10-07T21:52:00.000+08:00

video coming soon! like, real soon!

2008-09-27T04:18:00.000+08:00

updates on how my week was. mostly pictures. well, not really.

tuesday:

went to school to work on my flash animation project. after that i went BOWLING!

mwahaha. lots of us were there. Sarah, Khairi, Senusi, Andy, Danial, Khairi's sister, and I.

i arrived at the "BOWLERIUM" [thats what i call it] the earliest. so, instead of waiting in Jollibee reading, i went to Soon Lee to get a drink. i paid for it and started walking. while walking, i opened the bottle and drank. and I FORGOT IT WAS PUASA. and there were lots of Malays around me. no offense but, i forgot :P haha.

when i reached the Bowlerium, i was greeted by Sarah and The Zainals. haha. danial arrived. and so did Andy. paid a fiver to the person in charge.

the game went well. i sucked. although i got 2nd highest :P haha.

this was the bowl that got me a strike! :D

this is how we ROWL! ahah. XP

wednesday:

school again =.='

after school, went to Charmy Snow and Ice Place again! haha.

read more here.

till here lads.

joel.

**FOOD FEATURE PART 2 COMING SOON!**

2008-09-22T20:15:00.000+08:00

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Do you need your senses to be tingled?

Are your senses hungry for something new?

Is it a hot day and need to cool off?

If you answer Yes to all these questions, then come on down to

Charmy Snow Ice!

ITS IS SO GOOD THAT I WOULD GIVE IT A
10 OUT OF AN IMPOSSIBLE 10.

TRUST ME.

IT EVEN HAS AN APPROVAL OF AN INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN FOOD TASTER:

Charmy Snow Ice.

Approved by The Government of Joel's Tongue.

for further information, contact Amanda.
photo courtesy of Amanda.

2008-09-22T03:14:00.000+08:00

FOOD FEATURE! PART 1!

Muffins, mmmmmmmmm~

A muffin is somewhat like a small cake, and though it does resemble a cupcake.

There are many varieties and flavors of muffins made with a specific ingredient such as blueberries, chocolate chips, raspberry, cinnamon, lemon, banana, orange, peach, strawberry, boysenberry, and almond.

The word "muffin" was first registered in English in 1703 as "moofin".

enough of the facts! bring on the MUFFINS!

____________________________________________________________________

chocolate chip with chocolate syrup :)

____________________________________________________________________

blueberry muffins :) *DROOOOOL.

____________________________________________________________________

coffee sprinkled muffin :)

____________________________________________________________________

cappucino muffin :) [PATHS! *NUDGE NUDGE*]

____________________________________________________________________

in Part 2, learn how to create these del.ici.ous desserts!

,

AND

till here :) -Joelios.

cheeeeers :D

2008-09-22T02:01:00.000+08:00

FOOD FEATURE!

3
P
A
R
T
SPECIAL! :D

COMING SOON!

[ as requested by Paths :) ]

2008-09-20T04:03:00.000+08:00

hello. im OFFICIALLY going on a break from blogging. but i might blog once in a while. and why, you might ask? im learning a new algorithm for solving the rubiks cube. its called the Roux. its difficult i tell you.

the rubiks cube is officially my drug. i cant stand a minnute without solving one! ask Sarah!

anyway, heres something that you should know about the Rubiks Cube. or not :P

The mathematics of the 3x3 Cube

As the centre pieces of each face of the Cube do not move, the total number of possible configurations is calculated by multiplying the number of possible arrangements of the corner pieces by the number of possible arrangements of edge pieces.

There are 8 corner pieces, so the number of possible arrangements equals 8! (or 8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1), which is 40320. Each corner piece has 3 different orientations, so this figure must be multiplied by 3⁸ (3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3), which equals 6561. But when the Cube is almost complete, the number of possible moves diminishes, so the equation must be adjusted. In this case, once the second from last corner piece is placed, the last piece can have only one automatic orientation, so 6561 must be divided by 3⁷, which is 2187. Finally, the total possible arrangements of corner pieces

40320 x 2187 = 88,179,840.

With the 12 Edge Pieces, the number of possible arrangements equals 12! (12x11x10…), which is 479,001,600. However, unlike corner pieces, it is impossible to exchange just two edge pieces, so once the third from last is placed, the remaining two can have only one possible arrangement, which means this figure must be divided by 2, leaving 239,500,800. Each edge piece has two different orientations, so this must now be multiplied by 2¹², which gives 6561. This figure must also be adjusted because once the third from last edge piece is placed, one of the remaining two can be reoriented but the last will always have a fixed orientation in relation to it. So 6561 must be divided by 2¹¹, which is 2048. Finally, the total possible arrangements of edge pieces

239,500,800 x 2048 = 490,497,638,400.

So the total possible arrangements of Rubik's Cube

88,179,840 x 490,497,638,400 = 43,252,003,274,489,856,000.

Or, to put it another way,

4.3 times 10 to the power of 19.

and a few facts:

Rubik’s inspiration for the Cube’s internal mechanism came from pebbles in the River Danube whose edges had been smoothed away.

Rubik called his invention the ‘Magic Cube’. It was renamed the Rubik’s Cube by the Ideal Toy Corporation in 1980.

More than 300 million Rubik’s Cubes have been sold worldwide. If all the cubes were placed on top of each other they would reach the top of Mount Everest, twice!

At the height of the Rubik’s craze in the mid-1980s, it was estimated that one-fifth of the world’s population had played the Cube.

‘Cubing’ still infects people of all ages. ‘Cubaholics’ are said to suffer from ‘Rubik's wrist’ and ‘Cubist's thumb’! ( this is something i am suffering from D: )

There is also a dedicated art movement known as ‘Rubikubism’.

yeaaaaaaaaah.

and here's a video to top it off :D ENJOY!

till here. Joel.

cheeerio.

2008-09-16T23:18:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL'S OUT!
TIME TO ROCK OUT AND PARRRTAAAAYY!

Morning. September 17 2008.

school was boring. 15 out of 29 people came to class.. most of the periods were free periods. i got scolded by Teacher Victoria for not going to class. yes, i cut class. chem was fun. we still had class, even though it was the last day of school, and HALF the class was absent. skipped Economics.

Afternoon. September 17 2008.

i sat beside Ells while talking to Senusi, Khairi, JM, and Aime. stayed for a while in school then headed to Mikko's place to play some PS2. annen i went home. and when i reached home, i did the most dangerous thing that i have ever done.

i had 2 firecrackers. the really loud ones. i blew one up when i arrived home. and the second one, I taped the firecracker right to the lighter.

so i lit the firecracker and threw it to my backyard. now, IMAGINE.

yes, what you are thinking right now, happened.

Night. September 17 2008.

played the Rubiks cube. AGAIN. and AGAIN and AGAIN. oh yeah, have i told you? my new time for finshing the cube is now exactly 1 minute. 1 MINUTE! haha.

Morning. September 28 2008.

writing this. while doing my GCE Computer Project and chatting to people. :D

till here. Joel.

cheeeerios.

p.s. tell me what you want me to blog about! and Paths, if you are reading this, i'll get to your request ASAP.

dreadlock rasta

2008-09-12T18:39:00.000+08:00

so, majority [mai&niks] want me to blog about why, dreadlock rasta. well, first of all, a dreadlock rasta is a person born from Jamaica, and has dreadlock hair.

bob marley was the one who made this famous.

and i like bob marley. sadly he died at an age of 36. of cancer. may he rest in peace. he was also a vegetarian. and the crazy thing is, he has 13 children.

his music influenced alot of people. like me.

"Buffalo Soldiers"

Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta:
There was a buffalo soldier in the heart of america,
Stolen from africa, brought to america,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.

I mean it, when I analyze the stench -
To me it makes a lot of sense:
How the dreadlock rasta was the buffalo soldier,
And he was taken from africa, brought to america,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.

Said he was a buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta -
Buffalo soldier in the heart of america.

If you know your history,
Then you would know where you coming from,
Then you wouldnt have to ask me,
Who the eck do I think I am.

Im just a buffalo soldier in the heart of america,
Stolen from africa, brought to america,
Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america.

Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Buffalo soldier troddin through the land, wo-ho-ooh!
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand,
Troddin through the land, yea-hea, yea-ea.

Said he was a buffalo soldier win the war for america;
Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Driven from the mainland to the heart of the caribbean.

Singing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!

Troddin through san juan in the arms of america;
Troddin through jamaica, a buffalo soldier
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival:
Buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta.

Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!

till here Buffalo Soldiers!

cheeers. Jol.

long post. [disregard this]

2008-09-08T21:54:00.000+08:00

as requested by Mai, i have to write a LONG and INTERESTING post. and sadly, i have nothing to say :P haha.

okay, so now, to make things interesting,

I, Joel, hereby appoint the readers of this blog to,

tell me what you want me to blog about. and i'll rant about it. as long as possible.

just write what you want on the tagboard. and i WILL try to answer all your questions. haha.

cheeeers. Jol.

p.s. im still fixing the problems with this layout. :D

hello.

2008-09-06T01:30:00.000+08:00

so yes, i have just been corrected. Mai is actually 19. and not 20. this error is regretted :D haha.

anyway, today was not so boring after all. when i arrived at school, there was practically no one there. well, except for our class because APPARENTLY we need extra classes. after our freeeeeeeekin [pardon my language] exams?! thats just bullshenanigans. haha.

so yeah, played CounterStrike for like an hour or so. freezed like crazy inside the computer lab. and so after that, i had piano lessons at 1. and the crazy thing was that, i forgot my piano books at home. the distance from home to school is like 20kms![12miles!] apart. so, i hitched a ride from Rahat [you'll know why its brown] [he lives near me btw] and went home, picked up the books and took the bus to school. craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

piano lessons werent so bad. so. after that, i went to church to play the DRUMS[!] there. i saw JM, Jay-R, Christian, Melissa, Reychelle and "whatshisname" [Manuel] hha. yeah. jammed with em. so eeeeeeeyeeeeeeeahhhhhh.

thats all.

cheeerio. Jol.

p.s. watch Dont Mess With The Zohan :D i watched it. IT ROCKED! :D

p.p.s. i just looooovvveee colours. teehee~ haha XP

one minute and fifty two seconds.

2008-09-02T04:07:00.000+08:00

I MADE IT! i never thought that i could actually do it! i finally broke my 2minute record fixing the Rubiks cube! haha. just a 100 more seconds to the world record! mwahahaha! so yeah, that practically sums up my day. had seven[out of eight] free periods in class, so i decided to just keep on playing :P fixed the Rubiks cube like a hundred times today :) never get tired of it. anyway, back to watching Simpsons :)

peace&cheeers. Jol.

p.s happy fasting, you Malay readers :D

blah.

2008-08-31T20:48:00.000+08:00

good evening, readers! this may be the first post that has been posted at an appropriate time. not much happened so yeah. and i just found out that Mai is 20. :P

cheerio. -Jol. Dreadlock Rasta

i got tagged,

2008-08-31T02:07:00.000+08:00

the rules:

1. State 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. The 10 people tag are then to follow and write their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts.
3. Most importantly, NO TAGBACKS.

i) i like to break things. like throw a rock onto a glass and watch it SMASH!
ii)i like using roman numerals instead of numbers.
iii)i cant sit down or stay still for more than 2minutes, i have to at least hold something or break something. like the time i broke a locker with my hands because i was bored. and it was in the middle of the exam.
iv)if there are no drums around to play with, i use the "AirDrum" :P
v)i like to touch things. get the feel.
vi)i once wanted to be an assassin but my mom disallowed it. i wonder why. :P
vii)im a rebel. and i want to become a Freedom Fighter.
viii)i finally can solve the Rubiks Cube.
ix)my patience has a switch. it can switch on and off at times.
x)i like the smell of hair gel.
xi)i have a fear of things incomplete.
xii)i might take up law in college.
xiii)i dont like things that are not in place.
xiv)i like to eat. alot. like a bottomless pit of doom. and the problem is, i never get fat. NEVER.
xv)last but not least, im into Rasta things.

so now, i bestow upon,

1. Niks,
2. Paths,
3. Ice,
4. Amanda
and
5. Siew,

to do the same. :D

till here, cheeerios. -Jol. : Dreadlock Rasta

boring and exciting.

2008-08-30T03:29:00.000+08:00

finally, im done fixing my new layout since SOMEBODY[Niks, Mai] thought my previous layout was GAY. haha. so yeah. anway, my day went well. woke up at 1pm cause i slept at 8am trying to figure out the Rubiks cube. and since then, i have finished it twice. haha *gleams with pride*. yeahaaahaahaaa.

i watched Rimula today too. when i arrived there, it was raining and the stairs were ceramic. DANGEROUS. haha. when i got into the arena, i was surprised that it was half of half full. i couldnt believe it. it used to be packed during games like these. ohwell. haha. so the first game was LG Sakers [Korea] vs. Jordan All Stars. it was quite a boring game. Korea dominated the match. no surprise there, they were champions last year. after the first game, i went to get some grub. there was this concession stand so i bought a burger. it cost me $2.50. i thought it was gonna be like a huge, scrumptious, juicy burger. but to my despair, it was only the burger buns and a piece of meat. i was RIPPED OFF! @#$%. haha. everything there costs so much. a small bottle of water costs $1.50. monopolisers. sat with Siew almost the whole time.

so the second game went on with Darwin All Stars vs. Singapore Slingers. it was a really close match. lots of people were rooting for singapore but i rooted for Darwin. *woo woo woo*. it was a nervewrecking game. Darwin lost in the end when Jason Castro of the Singapore Slingers shot a 3 pointer to win the game. no, he's not Jason Castro from American Idol. haha XP. the score in the end was 73-71. man.

anyway, till here. neeed to really sleep. i have been disorientated for the past week. i dont know what day it is, the time, whats am whats pm. *YAWN.

goodnight. -Jol. : Dreadlock Rasta

p.s. its 4am now. [like you really needed to know that :D]

exams are finally over! :)

2008-08-28T20:32:00.000+08:00

finally! exams are over. although it wasnt that long, 5 days. haha :P so yeah, MIB exam wasnt as difficult as i actually expected. all we had to do was underline and put ticks and crosses. haha. simple. anyway, i found this really coooool website that teaches you how to make EVERY single alcoholic drink in the WORLD, here.

i especially like this one : Mind Eraser

2 oz Vodka 2 oz Kahlua 2 oz Tonic water
In a rocks glass pour vodka, the Kahlua and then the tonic water.
Serve with a STRAW.

SIMPLE yet YUMMY! haha.

alsooooooooooo, i found this really cool lounge band, Richard Cheese.

Wikipedia : Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine is a cover band playing popular hip hop, ROCK, HEAVY METAL, and POP songs in a swanky Lounge style.

so yeah. till here.

cheeerio. -Jol. : Dreadlock Rasta

p.s i LOVE colours.

hello.

2008-08-28T04:44:00.001+08:00

its 4 am [nearly 5]. *EXTRA HUGE YAWN. i cant believe im awake at this ungodly hour. i need to sleeeeeeeeeep :) aime's still awake too. i wonder what she's doing. okay. this is getting boring. whats the point of blogging anyway? sorry to offend you constant bloggers, but, HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP UP WITH THIS? how do you actually type REALLY long walls of text? i dont get it :S

maybe i'll get after i get my sleep. so. gnight, or gmorning or whatever :)

cheerio. -Jol. : Dreadlock Rasta